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Evil Will Always Triumph Because Good Is Dumb T‑Shirt

$26.99
Colors: Military Green
Sizes: S
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30 days return policy.
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About the product
This classic tee carries a dry, subversive sense of humor—clean lines, solid construction, and a bold front graphic that reads like a wink to the contrarian. The soft, medium-weight fabric drapes comfortably and keeps its shape thanks to ribbed collar and twill tape at the shoulders. It looks lived-in without feeling sloppy, so it slips easily into everyday rotation: layered under a jacket for city nights or worn alone on a slow weekend. The muted olive shown gives the message a low-key, streetwise edge.

Product features
- 100% cotton on solid colors; select heathers vary with polyester content
- Medium-weight fabric (6.0 oz/yd²) for structure and comfort
- Ribbed collar with twill neck/shoulder tape to prevent stretching
- Double-needle stitching at sleeves and hem for durability
- Tear-away label and DTF inner neck printing for a smooth feel

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
Fiber composition

Fiber composition

Solid colors are 100% cotton; Athletic Heather is 90% cotton, 10% polyester; Charcoal Heather and Safety Green are 50% cotton, 50% polyester; Ash is 99% cotton, 1% polyester

Neck and shoulder tape

Neck and shoulder tape

Twill tape covers the shoulder and neck seams to stabilize the back of the shirt and prevent stretching

Double-needle sleeve and bottom hems

Double-needle sleeve and bottom hems

Double stitching around the edges of the garment makes it long-lasting and durable

Ribbed collar

Ribbed collar

Allows the shirt to stretch as the head enters the t-shirt, afterwards the collar goes back to its original size, leaving a well-fitted tee

DTF inner neck labels

DTF inner neck labels

The inner neck labels offered by a variety of print partners are printed using the Direct-to-Film (DTF) print method, while the rest of the prints are done with the Direct-to-Garment (DTG) method.

Drycleaning WashingBleachingDryingIroning

Do not dryclean; Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Do not bleach; Tumble dry: low heat; Iron, steam or dry: low heat.

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